Mad Villain says:
guy
Mad Villain says:
where dem pos tu?
Mad Villain says:
u*?
and then i says:
kat-fuckin-sina
Mad Villain says:
rofl
and then i says:
its not funny man
and then i says:
they get electricity for that side?
Mad Villain says:
i resemble globe trotter?
Mad Villain says:
man take am like that
Mad Villain says:
katsina should be ok
and then i says:
i no get choice
Mad Villain says:
tayo should know more
and then i says:
true
Mad Villain says:
shey he's close to there
and then i says:
at least i go dey see the guy
and then i says:
thats if i stay past orientation
Mad Villain says:
well who knows
Mad Villain says:
u fit jam your wife there
and then i says:
lol
and then i says:
for shaaria zone
and then i says:
i dont think so
Mad Villain says:
man u never know
Mad Villain says:
u fit becom sharia faithful sef
and then i says:
lmao
and then i says:
i doubt that
and then i says:
ure the first person to say its not so bad
and then i says:
everybody just dey look me like say i get obituary for head
Mad Villain says:
well e don tey for me
Mad Villain says:
maybe i need come back house
and then i says:
even ppl them post to kaduna dey laff me
Mad Villain says:
lol
and then i says:
it cant be that bad, abi?
and then i says:
i dont even want to blog about it
Mad Villain says:
u'll adapt
Mad Villain says:
u'll find peeps like u there
Mad Villain says:
just try and enjoy camp first sha
Mad Villain says:
though i doubt u'll be getting the babes at camp
and then i says:
lol
Mad Villain says:
babes always runs their shit
Mad Villain says:
and it always clicks for them
and then i says:
true dat
Mad Villain says:
katsina is way off their list
Mad Villain says:
so i forsee a fucked up camp for u
I'm too lazy to blog about getting posted to Katsina for youth service so i put up this MSN convo instead. (insert witty remarks here) (here) (and here) (yawn). Peace out. if i'm motivated i'll post something up before the 5th of september (departure day). if not its peace out. keep my blog warm. Don't do anything (too) interesting with your lifes. Don't miss me too much (no sarcasm there, for real). You know the addy, u know the number. Peace out (again).
This hot girl in my class got posted there too. ha, ha.
15 comments:
aw...so SAD. don't worry, it will be alright, I think. You can spend the time working on a book...all that quiet..Bye Rae!
*dead*
I guess we'll both be in the boonies. MKPF :D
Katsina! Ouch!
Goodluck and safe journey.
My friend was posted to nasawara state, i weep for him.
dont worry you'll be alright
you and trae getting shipped off eh? lol. don't worry i did camp in some godforsaken place and it was more fun than i expected. had the pretty girls to keep me company (pre sharia days ;)
crickey bruv...katsina! Dont forget your cutlass hoe and broom (no metal buckets). heads up man..you've coped with worse...i know. one week in the joing and your bones would no doubt have ijanikified again.
Much love, much love...I will survive!!! "I'm meeeeeean soldier!" or as delot pointed out ijanikinfied. i'm lookin foward to it now after doing my research its only like the 6th worst state to get posted to - there are a bunch of other peeps to laugh at. I suspect it wouldnt be too quiet since 3/4 of my old click are up north too (kano, kaduna, katsina - KKK). Thanks y'all, and enuff with the byes i'll brb. (lol @ mkpf u cant pronounce that). katsina here i come...barf...puke...awww...ache...yipee!!!
man...i just found out they moved one of my proteges to taraba?!! wtf rofl... enjoy man. enjoy
Enjoyed reading the conversation. Don’t worry man as every one else said you'll have time on your hands for other stuff. One!
@ codec- taraba, poor dude. i cant laugh though until i look at a map and be sure where it is exactly
@ trae- yes, all that timeeeeeeeeee
katsina? i'm still on the run from being posted to that zone.
keep your head up and you'll be fine man. no worries.
katsina wow....i dont think i could hack tht....b strong and take it as an adventure....good luck
goodluck oh! xxx
Too me. This is your chance to become truly Nigeria. The time to escape a Lagos-centric view of Nigeria. The time to see how millions of other people live. Thi will be an adventure for you, a chace to grab life by the horns and ride it. Do things that inner city Lagos would never have afforded you. Talk to people, learn about them, let them learn from you. Above all return with your hair slightly greyer, grey with wisdom. This is an opportunity of a lifetime. Bon chance.
Brilliant stuff!
But you should really bitch less about the cards you're dealt. I served in KT and it was not that bad. I mean, sure I had malaria/typhoid off and on for about 4 months towards the end there, but it was a life changing experience.
Among the many highlights of my NYSC experience are: The Day The Lodge Stood Still(there was a huge monitor lizard in the grass at the back), The Matrix Revolutions (my room mate was deranged and hormonal; she skipped around in her own alternate reality), The Curious Case fo Uche's missing Button(not such afunny story; I was forced to hold my shirt closed all the way to Daura that day!) among others.
never seen the Machinist. I loathe Christian Bale; something about that lisp just grates on my nerves...
And yes, I am an unabashed comic book geek, so I totally agree about the rape of Stan Lee's creative vision. the Xmen movies are SO FAR divorced from the comic books its unbelievable!
BTW, if you're drifting into an eating disorder, you'd best get it out of your system BEFORE NYSC; things are going to kind of suck ass for a while, so why not enjoy your life while you can?
Oh, good advice I got: always, ALWAYS shake your clothes before you get into them; scorpions are common. When you go into your room, open the door and swing it quickly back towards your body; the backdraft will dislodge any unwanted insect life. Wear your army boots when going out at night; snakes may be strolling too. Do not make eye contact with camels; they spit accurately as far as 6 feet. And take your supplements. Every. Single. Day. Oh, and visit Niger. Finally, avoid buying suya at Kofar Kaura Gate(Shaky memory here); they just might give you donkey meat.
Good luck
Post a Comment