dear santa,i know its a bit early but i know how busy things can get up there. Enclosed in this email is an image of what i really want for christmas. please ignore my previous four page letters begging for sex, love and money. sex is just something my generation likes to talk about and i'm sure you're already tired of us always asking. Love was what killed Romeo and juliet. i know they're fictional characters so Gen. Sanni Abacha might be a better example...or was that sex... i never seem to be able to seperate the two. neither can anyone in my generation and i suspect neither can you. if i'm wrong about you then i'll advise that you quit bragging about how many ho, ho, hoes you've bagged, it isn't helping your PR (neither is the whole kids on ur lap thing, even though MJ won the trial don't put urself in his shoes- He's white) .plus to be politically correct they're called women-eager-to-throw-caution-to-the wind (WETT-C-2tee-W) , a bit of a tongue twister if you try to say it 3 times, hence the acronym. on the topic of money i'ld still like some but that (whatever it is) comes first. my regards to misses we loved her on Oprah.
your friend at christmas,
Rae
P.S
on second thoughts a little sex on the side wouldn't hurt.
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P.S 2
I figured you for a blogspot type blogger but now i suspect you're hiding amongst all those quick to click smiley face xanga kids. You're actually a bigger perv than I initially supspected.
Rae (the only muslim boy that ever believed in you).
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